I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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