She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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