? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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