Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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