I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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