He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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