im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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