Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I lost the right to judge tonight
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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