I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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