Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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