Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Randomize