The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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