walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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