The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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