Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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