Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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