idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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