Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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