she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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