Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Randomize
