I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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