Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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