windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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