You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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