How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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