I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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