I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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