you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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