he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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