Me too!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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