Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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