She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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