And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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