if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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