margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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