i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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