I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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