i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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