It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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