oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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