She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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