weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
