His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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