I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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