I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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