u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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