yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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