No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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