Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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