I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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