just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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