I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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