It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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