i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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