Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
