Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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