I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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