i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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