My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I stole a fireplace last night.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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