I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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