Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
