I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
are you so shy because you have an std?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
im on a boat
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